A Purity Motherfucking Website
For Hugo.
And it looks fucking perfect.
The Best Simple Hugo Theme
Inspired by Motherfucking Website and Better Motherfucking Website.
- zero Javascript - all mermaid and blocks are rendered statically
- core styling CSS less than 500 lines
- use the best fonts in the world
- use 18px as the base font size
Less is More
Keep it simple. All those animations and annoying shadows should be buried at the bottom of the history trash heap.
Keep Structure Simple
Say fuck to those stupid complex structures that contain 2 rows and each row contains 4 columns and each column contains 2 rows and each row contains 2 columns and a global hamburger menu and probably a stupid auto-collapsing header navbar.
Make It Consistent
Give a heavy punch to those dumb designers who make the position of contents change from page to page because of those fucking stupid animations, especially the collapsible hamburger menu.
Do NOT Display The Damn Preview
And the Read More Button
Because really good articles SHOULD have attractive titles that make people click and read uncontrollably, rather than raping the readers’ eyes by cramming the content onto the page.
Do NOT Display All Your Article Content
Nobody wants to scroll down and down to find fucking one article worth to read and possibly it doesn’t even exist.
Unless The Contents Are Short Enough
Like those feeds, they are NOT articles, they are just feeds, that’s all.
Do NOT Use Paginator
What the hell reason you want to use a paginator? Don’t you have categories or tags to archive your posts?
The only fucking reason to use a paginator is for those multimedia websites with dynamic content, not for a static one.